tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2908956481185671452011-04-21T17:14:26.622-07:00Intervencion directa sobre "Las Leyes de Murphy"Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.comBlogger521100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-11903501933950397732007-10-30T11:29:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:30:51.073-07:00<p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">La verdad y la victoria son dos conceptos erróneamente fundados sobre la estrechez mental humana.</span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Postulado gregoriano acerca del excitismo)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1190350193395039773?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-37566824741520823212007-10-30T11:28:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:29:32.306-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El chiste fácil suele generar dos aspectos negativos en la humanidad: </span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText" style="text-indent: 35.4pt; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">1- Otro chiste fácil.</span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText" style="text-indent: 35.4pt; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">2- Violencia.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Desarrollo de Willbur<span style=""> </span>acerca de la violencia en Medio Oriente)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-3756682474152082321?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-17426602210816898602007-10-30T11:28:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:28:36.541-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Mientras mas lejos se encuentre X, más fácil será hablar nimiedades acerca de X.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Declaración universal acerca de la ignorancia)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1742660221081689860?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-4551130114733615962007-10-30T11:27:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:28:06.006-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El manejo de las múltiples singularidades de lenguaje otorga distinción hasta a aquellos sujetos con iniciativa mental escasa.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Epíteto rumano sobre las condiciones lingüísticas y el accionar del latoso)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-455113011473361596?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-80712910396354159982007-10-30T11:27:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:27:34.922-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El tiempo invertido frente a un televisor no es redituable.</span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Insistencia Keynesiana acorde a las leyes capitalistas)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-8071291039635415998?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-79336936654927535222007-10-30T11:26:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:27:01.097-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Las acciones políticamente correctas suelen estar desprovistas de intenciones benignas, muy por el contrario responden a intereses alimenticios.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Tesis fundante de Gregorius sobre las visitas a casas de abuelas)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-7933693665492753522?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-87033313914925604862007-10-30T11:26:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:26:26.447-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Las faltas de respeto suelen ser<span style=""> </span>nocivas para la salud.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Rumor medieval sobre los gases expelidos por el trasero)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-8703331391492560486?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-49518851394030033532007-10-30T11:25:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:25:55.628-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El buen gusto encuentra su definición desde el momento en que es corrompido.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Teorema platónico con respecto al eructo)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4951885139403003353?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-80782924928706372232007-10-30T11:23:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:25:12.882-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Cuando realmente deseas algo, todo el universo conspirara para que debas pagar por ello.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">(Reflexion de Garson sobre el capitalismo neoliberal)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-8078292492870637223?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-24202054353677548992007-10-30T11:23:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:23:35.223-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Un canino que defeca, incluye su capacidad de hacerlo en repetidas ocasiones.</span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Magisterio de Martins sobre los Perros de Mierda)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-2420205435367754899?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-29290244070827695142007-10-30T11:21:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:22:56.168-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Solo aquel sujeto con capacidad innata para causar empatía instantánea en los demas, sabrá hacerlo con suma frecuencia sin darse cuenta de ello. Inclusive luego de que lo golpeen.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Desarrollo existencial de Walters sobre la ñoñez)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-2929024407082769514?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-75637771255836471272007-10-30T11:21:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:21:47.716-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Aquel elemento que genere incomodidad persistente, no será fácil de remover. En el momento en que sea removido, se podrá notar con cierta facilidad que sin el, los demás elementos no se articulan, volviéndose obsoletos.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Diferencia fundamental entre comodidad y necesidad)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-7563777125583647127?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-57179361823669491842007-10-30T11:20:00.003-07:002007-10-30T11:20:58.608-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La sensacion de saciedad es un concepto metafisico.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Postulado epistemico de Roberts sobre las orgías)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5717936182366949184?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-39661294731904822532007-10-30T11:20:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:20:32.055-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Quien patea una puerta, es porque no puede entrar.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Leve concepto del rechazado)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-3966129473190482253?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-67295353438621001132007-10-30T11:19:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:20:03.477-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La estructura de pensamiento medieval florece en la masa con suma frecuencia, en todo tipo de manifestación callejera popular, sumada de agentes alcohólicos.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Regla de Benjamin sobre los diturbios callejeros acompañadas de hordas iletradas)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-6729535343862100113?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-69836523537776080782007-10-30T11:19:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:19:30.807-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Que bueno es el aspecto positivo, de saberse en condiciones de poder ir, únicamente, hacia un futuro mejor.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Comentario de Bill en circunstancias en las cuales todo se fue a la mierda)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-6983652353777608078?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-46629821284897168442007-10-30T11:18:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:18:44.060-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El comportamiento en masa, induce a los sujetos a razonar con solo un 25 % de su capacidad racional. El 75 % restante se reserva para ingeniar actos de violencia, blasfemias hilarantes y gestión/administración de golpes de puño.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Condicion sin equa non acerca de las masas iletradas)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4662982128489716844?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-50287286360383108082007-10-30T11:17:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:17:31.395-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Un comentario que busca la jocosidad enunciado en un momento inoportuno, provocara<span style=""> </span>en el 100% de los casos el efecto contrario.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Tesis fundante del pensamiento sobre la hilaridad y la ñoñez de Gallard)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5028728636038310808?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-69291504216597667292007-10-30T11:16:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:16:56.022-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Un sujeto que no encaja y se esfuerza por encajar, definitivamente despertara mayor empatia en repetidas ocasiones. </span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Si se mantiene alejado sufrira menor daño moral.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Desarrollo de Orson sobre la ñoñez)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-6929150421659766729?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-19396436408682897302007-10-30T11:15:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:16:09.564-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Para que limpiarse el culo si vas a volver a cagar.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Postulado de comprobacion epistemologica)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1939643640868289730?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-73083816107677004082007-10-30T11:14:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:15:23.989-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El tiempo agotado no moja.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Concepcion universal)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-7308381610767700408?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-3240660166800678642007-10-30T11:14:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:14:42.589-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El cansancio grupal es siempre más cansador que el agotamiento individual.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Ley de Mattson sobre los adolescentes al pedo)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-324066016680067864?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-34562452861071789302007-10-30T11:13:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:14:08.819-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Un sujeto que duerme no es capaz de tomar decisiones.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Planteamiento anonimo)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-3456245286107178930?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-64340732456563201672007-10-30T11:12:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:13:38.605-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El cansancio y la vaguedad siempre son diametralmente opuestos a la actitud empeñada en argumentar acerca de porque no hace falta tomar una ducha.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Corolario de Fernandez en torno a la limpieza corporal)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-6434073245656320167?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-38511280973697964762007-10-30T11:12:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:12:56.682-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Todo lo desprolijo se redefine como rústico.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Enseña de Frangleston sobre la decoración y la inoperancia)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-3851128097369796476?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-12171021765559282462007-10-30T11:11:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:12:24.002-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El dolor de los nueve pesos abonados en la entrada de un cine, se volverá insoportable al notar que en el film también tiene una participación especial Fabian Gianola.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Comentario de Groover sobre el cine argentino)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1217102176555928246?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-18626271058326969162007-10-30T11:10:00.002-07:002007-10-30T11:11:47.378-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La necesidad de saber si una película es buena o mala nunca responde al interés que tengamos de verla, sino a la necesidad de criticarla.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Principio fundacional de los conceptos críticos)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1862627105832696916?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-56114828864264871652007-10-30T11:10:00.001-07:002007-10-30T11:10:53.982-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La critica que esta sujeta a intereses se desenvuelve de forma impura, y actúa en contradicción con su esencia.</span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Asociación de Boole sobre las películas de Francella)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5611482886426487165?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-61625648123012037032007-10-30T11:08:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:09:40.740-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La diferencia entre un critico y aquel que crea, es simplemente la misma.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Comentario de Branburg sobre la capacidad de destrucción en la critica)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-6162564812301203703?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-51006763966731497802007-10-30T11:07:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:08:42.931-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Quien se cree original en un determinado genero, podra ser rápidamente refutado por cualquier sujeto que se dedique a criticar basándose en absolutamente nada.</span></p> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Fundamento existencial sobre<span style=""> </span><st1:personname productid="la Impunidad" st="on">la Impunidad</st1:PersonName> de los criticos)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5100676396673149780?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-57739224164482931142007-10-30T10:58:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:07:03.441-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La originalidad no existe.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Corrección teorica de Peters sobre <st1:personname productid="la Ley" st="on">la Ley</st1:PersonName> de Graffar)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5773922416448293114?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-57678709202383001432007-10-30T10:57:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:58:14.315-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Las caractersiticas similares entre diversas producciones artisticas, generan un rechazo espontaneo a quien las reconoce.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Ley de Graffar sobre la originalidad)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5767870920238300143?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-44201513515840936332007-10-30T10:56:00.002-07:002007-10-30T10:57:34.727-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El orín que arde, genera irritación.</span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Reprobación de Gustavson sobre la frecuentación de baños luego de mantener relaciones sexuales)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4420151351584093633?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-54497242420114732772007-10-30T10:56:00.001-07:002007-10-30T10:56:53.350-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Un perro que no ladra, duerme.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Frase al pasar de Albertson)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5449724242011473277?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-25806827381761871362007-10-30T10:55:00.002-07:002007-10-30T10:56:22.270-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Cualquier elemento con su fecha de caducidad ya sobrepasada, presentara un espacio de interrogantes acerca de los beneficios de comprar promociones 2 por 1.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Paradoja de Gregory intrínsecamente relacionada con los abastecimientos de comestibles Disco)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-2580682738176187136?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-19368917348608359672007-10-30T10:55:00.001-07:002007-10-30T10:55:42.382-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Abrir un espacio a la duda en situaciones donde reina el desconcierto, suele generar mayor numero de dudas.</span></p> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Protocolo de Walters acerca del accionar policial)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1936891734860835967?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-80420690457675607292007-10-30T10:54:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:55:08.631-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Los elementos imprescindibles que se rompen en momentos donde su imprescindibilidad es su mayor virtud, se vuelven vulnerables a las criticas poco constructivas.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Comentario de Humme sobre las barrabasadas)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-8042069045767560729?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-77387131217573717222007-10-30T10:53:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:54:30.457-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Cualquier particula de polvo esta acompañada de un gran numero de semejantes.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Desarrollo conceptual de Basualdo sobre la limpieza)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-7738713121757371722?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-31870320611561331422007-10-30T10:52:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:53:15.219-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">El 100% de los hombres mantendría relaciones carnales con el 95% de sus amigas. El 5% representa a familiares directas.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Ley de Noble sobre el comportamiento masculino)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-3187032061156133142?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-15711284210662735422007-10-30T10:51:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:52:31.043-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Opinar sobre el brillante desempeño de un deportista en el momento en que este se desempeña, ocasionara automáticamente que este se equivoque.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Paradigma de O´Connor sobre los deportes televisados)<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:180%;"><o:p> entonces....</o:p></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Opinar de forma consciente y adrede acerca del brillante desempeño de un deportista, para que este falle: No funciona.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Aplicación empírica de Wodbrey sobre el paradigma de O´Connor)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-1571128421066273542?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-7666713047351609952007-10-30T10:50:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:51:27.457-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Los debates que ocurren de manera espontanea, responden en un 95% de los casos a empatia indirecta entre los miembros que lo ocasionan. Su resolucion nunca es de forma pacifica. </span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">(Planteamiento de un sujeto que frecuento un debate entre abogados)</span></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></span></p>Corolario: Las personas que no estan de acuerdo pero se estiman, tienden a ponerse de acuerdo rapidamente.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-766671304735160995?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-42354608523441866582007-10-30T10:49:00.001-07:002007-10-30T10:49:51.858-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Nada más insalubre que una palabra con errores ortográficos.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Comentario de Larousse)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4235460852344186658?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-75051985271848103862007-10-30T10:48:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:49:01.462-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Siempre es más facil patearlo que levantarlo.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Planeamiento hogareño de Stevens)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-7505198527184810386?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-45279687792168332952007-10-30T10:47:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:48:17.962-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">La insatisfaccion del hombre esta basada sobre tres pilares fundamentales de su existencia:<span style=""> </span></span> </p> <p class="MsoBodyText" style="text-indent: 35.4pt; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Las heladeras vacías.</span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText" style="text-indent: 35.4pt; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">El normal funcionamiento de la tv.</span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText" style="text-indent: 35.4pt; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">El sexo ocasional.</span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Fundamentos para la felicidad garantizada de Mc´carter)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4527968779216833295?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-50069490453795466512007-10-30T10:46:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:47:08.578-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Dos personas que discuten disolveran rapidamente el tema de la discusion hasta el punto que ninguno sepa de lo que esta hablando. </span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">(Regla basica sobre el orgullo discusional)</span></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5006949045379546651?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-54825508162417431982007-10-30T10:45:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:46:10.628-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Si esta mojado y huele mal, no es flujo vaginal. Si esta mojado y huele bien, es una ilusión. </span></p> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana;" lang="ES">(Conceptos empiricos de O´ Rourke)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5482550816241743198?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-55422977256437681692007-10-30T10:44:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:45:21.849-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Todos los alimentos se mezclan en el estomago </span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Teoria alimentaria de Peterson)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-5542297725643768169?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-24846445801716285912007-10-30T10:43:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:44:24.253-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Nadie sabe bien donde queda, pero todos saben a la perfeccion, cuanto no estan dispuestos a abonar por la entrada </span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">(Corolario esencial sobre la entrada a bares y locales bailables)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-2484644580171628591?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-68850770574611772302007-10-30T10:42:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:43:18.398-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Una vez abierto, si bien no es necesario, resulta imperioso su finalizacion en un lapso menor a los 25 minutos. </span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">(Proclamacion universal sobre las galletitas Oreo)</span></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-6885077057461177230?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-35745385036005949922007-10-30T10:39:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:42:13.306-07:00<p style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Aquel jugador que siempre desea terminar su carrera futbolistica en el club que lo vio nacer, lo hace porque sabe que es la unica forma de sobreexigir sus capacidades ya exstintas hace por lo menos 2 años</span> </span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span lang="ES" style="font-size:12;">( Principio sobre la elongacion deportiva de Marcelo Salas)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-3574538503600594992?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-40471430788243800102007-10-30T10:37:00.001-07:002007-10-30T10:39:08.818-07:00<p class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Una vez en la heladera el alimento se enfria.</span></p> <p class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=""> </span>(Ley basica de Botana sobre las milanesas)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4047143078824380010?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290895648118567145.post-47837407389151414632007-10-30T09:39:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:39:32.002-07:00<p style="font-family: verdana;" class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size:130%;">Desde un primer momento algo que aparenta ser original y divertido, no demorara mas de 10 minutos en volverse previsible e insulso. </span></p> <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" lang="ES" >(Corolario de Pogany sobre la programacion televisiva)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290895648118567145-4783740738915141463?l=lasleyesdetony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tony (el)http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265240520598108657noreply@blogger.com0